Tattoos are for Losers

Quick Note: The title of this post was a joke AT MY OWN EXPENSE! I have had lots of hate mail from folks (two from the same guy…) writing to tell me how stupid I am and how successful they are with their ink. These folks, it would seem, did not read the post and only looked at the title. I am an aerospace engineer. A well paid one and I 100% get that tattoos are NOT for losers, that is why the title seemed funny to me

So, I have been getting tattooed since I was 17 years old.  My very first bit of ink was a small infantry crossed rifles tattoo on my left shoulder.  I paid $25 for it at Fast Freddie’s Tattoo Parlor just outside the gates of Ft. Benning, GA on Victory Blvd.  It was amazing (Not Really) and I loved it, until I didn’t (in about 6 months).  A few years later, I had it covered with some Celtic knot work and have had that shoulder and the other added to over the years.  I have had a couple of OK tattoos, but never a bad one and have never had any sort of infection or issue with aftercare.  No misspelled words, flesh rotting, weird placement, zero ladies names, etc…   My experience with having ink is has been strait forward.

My eventual want was/is to have two full sleeves, but life and finances sometimes get in the way of “wants” when they live in the same house as “needs” and it has been 15 years since I have sat for a local scab vendor.  Late last year, my wife paid for a consultation with a highly regarded Irazumi (Japanese tattoo style ) artist in our area to discuss having my right sleeve finished.  I liked the artist, his portfolio was very good, very professional, and started saving for the sleeve as they are not a quick or cheap endeavor.

My first sitting took 4.5 hours and was the design and outline.  The artist worked really hard and had amazing vision to incorporate a neo-traditional Japanese Hokusai-themed should cap into the overall design of the sleeve with an octopus, a peony elbow cap, 13 cherry blossoms scattered all the way from wrist to the top of my shoulder, and a large mistudomoe to anchor my forearm.  all of it was drawn on free hand and then tattooed. It was impressive.

The second sitting was all about putting in the thick black lines of the octopus and doing all the black background shading.  No Color for the this sitting, just blasting in a bunch of black. It took 5.5 hours this time and it was not a tickling experience – It fucking hurt the whole time.  I have at least two more sittings and they will feel about as good as the second I am afraid. The end product will hopefully justify the cost/pain.

A couple of days after the second sitting, I felt bad most of the afternoon, maybe a low grade fever and my shoulder ached in the joint a good bit.  I had showered and washed my arm that morning and was happy with the overall look, even at the incomplete stage.  As I was getting ready for bed I took off my long sleeve shirt to wash and lightly moisturize the arm and things had taken a turn:  my whole arm was swollen, everywhere the shader had been was puffy and bright red.  Most concerning of all, I was starting to develop tiny blisters in the puffy spots.  Oh hell no!!  I know what infection looks like and there was no way I was letting that happen without a serious fight! 

My wife and I hopped in the car and headed to Urgent Care.  I figured it was just the beginning of an infection so I would need an inter-muscular antibiotic, 5 days of antibiotics by mouth, and a sweet tube of steroid lotion.  The Dr. more or less agreed with my diagnosis and treatment plan, except no inter-muscular shot and a 10 day pill regimen.  We were in and out in less than an hour.  It actually took us more time at the pharmacy that it took to be taken care of by a Doctor.  24 hours later, there is still a little redness, but the swelling is gone and there are no more blisters.

Update: it has been 6 months and I have had three more sittings and the sleeve is done. I am VERY happy with the work and the artist. There was never any issue with additional sittings, not a bit. I will fill the other sleeve, but with “bangers” (one tattoo at a time) instead of a single collated image.

Tattoo PSA:

  1. Listen to your aftercare instructions and ask questions.
  2. Keep it clean. Wash it gently with real soap everyday.
  3. Do not gob on too much lotion trying to keep it wet.
  4. If you think you tattoo might be infected, go to urgent care right then, do not wait until in the morning.  Scarring, ink fade, and Sepsis are no one’s friend.
  5. Take ALL of your meds until the bottle is empty.
  6. Talk to your tattoo artist if you have an issue – in person, calmly, not via hate mail or social media – a real conversation.  99% chance it is not their issue. You might have done something wrong or you might be the 3rd person that had an issue recently and the artist might use the information to look at their supplies or process.  

Snow Day!

We got 5-6″ of snow at the house and roads are nasty. Snow Day! Working from home and staying off the roads. I don’t worry about me/us as we have a Jeep and a Subaru, both with AT tires and chains. I worry about the other drivers out there with little snow driving experience and their shield of invulnerability, also know as an SUV…

Lighting a fire, making coffee, logging into a web meeting, and will be spending at least 1/2 of my lunch hour in the hot tub.

Switching Jobs

I recently switched companies and positions. I harbor no animosity for my former company.  I did not leave because I was offered more money (it is the same almost to the dollar), for a cooler title, out of anger at someone or something, or because I felt overwhelmed or stagnate.  No, I left so that I can be part of a new team that has a goal of flying humans safely into space.   In that transition, I left a publicly owned aerospace part manufacturer and all of the complexities that come with answering to metrics and investors for a position at a privately funded space exploration, design and manufacturing company.   A company that is not currently motivated by profit, but purely by research, design, and exploration. 

To tell the truth it is a little scary:  I went from a company where I know everyone from the newest technician to the CEO by first name and they both knew me and what my I brought to the table. I have moved into a world that I only know a fraction of the people and tech, where I am the new guy, untested, untried, but I think that it will be worth any initial stumbles as it has been a decades long and multi-generational want.

My father was an aircraft nut!  He was a mechanic in the U.S. Air Force during the Korean War and eventually worked on the SR-79 Blackbird project when it was still classified.  We went to airshows and aircraft exhibits galore.  He knew some guys that flew with and maintained classic War Birds for the Confederate Air Force and we would spend Saturdays helping out here and there. Including a very memorable time where as a very skinny kid, I was tasked/voluntold to pull a bundle of wire in the confined space below the cockpit of what I believe was a Mitchell bomber.  His love of flying things did not stop at the bounds of our atmosphere – living in Houston, I got dragged to the Johnson Space Center a couple times a year.  He would spend hours there just looking and smiling.  I didn’t get it then, but I sure do now!  If my dad only knew…

I.AM.Stoked!! 

I believe that the first decades of the 21st century will be seen in a few hundred years as the dawn of the privatization of space.  The precursor to mankind’s exploration of space beyond a single lifetime.  I get to be, in some small way, a part of that history.  I feel like the kid who inked the presses for Johannes Guttenberg as he was printing that first book on set type.   I feel that at the pivotal moments of exploration in human history, the little people behind some of our greatest explorers (Magellan, Ericson, Hillary & Norgay, Lewis & Clark, Cook, Armstrong, et al…), went to their rest knowing that they helped achieve something greater than themselves.

 Dean Kamen (the inventor of the Segway and holder of 1,000+ patents) once said that it was his belief that ‘…When we start to look at scientists and mathematicians the same way we look at actors and musicians, we will start to come together as a society and do great things…’  The private exploration of space is one of these great things.  I am proud to be one of those little people and I am excited for the days ahead. 

 

 

2019 News Year’s Resolutions:

A year ago, to the day, I said that I would do a bunch of stuff in 2018.  Well, if you want to hear God Laugh, tell him your plans…

Life was sort of turn upside down this year with continuing hip issues, an unplanned knee surgery, a job change, house rebuild craziness.  If you factor in my own laziness, stubbornness, and my A+ skill level of procrastination I did not get even half of my list ticked off. From that list of 50 Things, the items below are what I actually did get done:

Organize my chaos in the shop and basement. – Basement done!
Sell, donate, recycle, or throw away shit that I do not use.
Use my planner and notebooks as tools not as something that I “have” to use.
Take my desk at home back and make it a conducive writing space.
Fly my drones more
Finish my CJ-7 Jeep restoration
Sign up for a letterpress class at SVC Downtown
Take another blacksmithing class at The Pratt
Give some $$ to Heifer and MFS
Be involved in politics more: financially and with a time commitment
Finish the house remodel –  even if I have to pay a contractor to do it (shudder…)
Make.More.Stuff!!
Ride my snowboard and skateboard because I am not too old or too fat
Road trip in WA and on West Coast more
Take my wife on vacation

For 2019, I am going to keep it a little simpler:

  1. Work really hard to stay healthy and avoid any more orthopedic surgery
  2. Quit Twitter for good this time.
  3. Get on my bike
  4. Lose the extra weight
  5. Be a great engineer
  6. Make better and better YouTube videos.
  7. Read more
  8. Spend more time with Family
  9. Worry about the house less
  10. Finish and USE my shop to its fullest.
  11. Be happier and remove negative folks and situations from my day to day.
  12. Take some more classes
  13. Make more friends
  14. Be involved in my community
  15. Buy and consume less
  16. Simplify

Film Friday – Canoe Paddle Build Part I

Earlier this year, while we were finishing the attic, I took a weekend and built a cherry and ash laminated canoe paddle at the Camp Beach Center For Wooden Boats shop – as my own wood shop was in full use for the attic/storage. It was a little bit of a rush build and after paddling with it once, I decided to rebuild and reform it into a better performing paddle. This video will take you through all the steps of the initial build and the refit. The next video in in this series will show the finish steps and some on-water testing.

Christmas List – 2019

Birth of the Messiah / Fat Man Redsuit Day is tomorrow.  There are some things on my list:

  1. ITMFA!
  2. For the Us Economy not to go insane in 2019.
  3. For the adults in the room to take the reins of the American political system.
  4. Healthcare for all to be a basic right.
  5. A little charitable giving:

Heifer International: Bees (I like to give the gift of bees) or Goats, Chickens, Llama, or the whole Ark… – Success Got Bees!  Donation already sent off.
A little cash sent to Doctors Without Borders/MSF
Go give blood and send me a post card
Tis best gift card

  1. Some stuff I am asking my wife and family for:

Filson Wool Overalls
Book: Campaign Furniture by Chris Schwartz – My Awesome Wife
Book: British Campaign Furniture: Elegance Under Canvas, 1740-1914 – Nicholas A. Brawer
Really nice Ukulele build kit (Solid Koa Item # 5372) Link
A card or hand written letter from my sister and each of my kids – 2 out of three this year – Happy.
Pizza Stone for the oven – From MiL!
2ga. Ear Plugs: Amber, Clear/Red/Cobalt Blue glass double flair, Smoke double flair link -Gift from Santa
Kala U-Base Link
Shruti Box link
Rabbit suit onesie link
Genealogy workbook Link
Genealogy Fan Chart X2 Link
HMS Beagle Book Link My Wife Scored
Shave Soap Link From My Mom
Razor Blades Link Also My Mom
Classic (used) Gerstner “Journeyman’s” tool chest Link

Film Friday – 3D Printing a Pen Case

Being a pen geek and needing to practice on some new 3D design software I need for my new J-O-B (another post about that later), I decided to build some small parts that held my interest, one of them being a pen case for my Kaweco Lilliput pens and my Fisher Space Pens that would fit in one of the tin boxes that the Kawecos come in. I spent a little time in CREO and used an over-worked and not well loved/cleaned 3D printer (not my personal printer) with some REALLY old PLA, which you can see by the gaps and gobs in the printed pieces – not perfect, but they will do. I spent about 40 minutes drawing the two versions and spent maybe $4.00 in electricity and material. At the end of it all, I know where all the needed tools are in CREO, I have a new pen case, and I have leveled up in my nerdiness.

I Have Had Better Weekends

This weekend was a giant cluster and I am glad it is Monday – those are words I have never said before. 100% first world boogie problems, I get it. My house is not on fire, I am not fleeing disease or a brutal regime, and no one is firing artillery or bullets in my direction. I get it, so please excuse my momentary lapse into the tiny issues in my own little world.

  • Ran out of ½ and ½ for coffee 1st thing on Saturday
  • Had to use my wife’s coconut creamer.
  • Was not happy.
  • Didn’t matter, spilled the coffee all over robe ½ way through the cup.
  • Said the F-word loud enough to make both dogs go find their mommy
  • Looked for a tool for like 40 minutes in house, basement, attic, and garage.
  • Still haven’t found it.
  • One of the dogs rolled in shit and then came happily into the house.
  • Same dog got on the couch.
  • I had to clean the couch
  • I lost my favorite fountain pen in the house somewhere while cleaning dog shit!?!
  • Went to yarn shop for my mother
  • They are out of a specific yarn she needs to finish a blanket.
    “Check back in a month… the dye lot MAY be different though…”
  • Went to grocery store and someone rammed the parking exit ticket-taking machine.
  • It was the only exit for cars.
  • Sat there for an hour+ – grumbling at “people”
  • Realized I forgot some stuff and had to go back to the damn grocery store.
  • Went to library to renew book (Chernov’s Grant)
    Found that I forgot to return a book 3 months ago
  • Have a $20 fine.
  • Opened Twitter
  • Read that The Cheeto refused to join the leaders of Europe for a 100th anniversary WWI Armistice tribute because of rain…
  • Got super worked up, hate Tweeted, raised my blood pressure, and then turned off the phone.
  • We cleaned the hot tub – up to my knees in 40 degree water
  • Splashed vinegar in BOTH eyes
  • A Normal coffee stand I frequent has switched to a bikini coffee stand.
    My “barista” was wearing pasties, dental floss and a shinny butt plug.
    She adjusted said plug absent-mindedly as she was making my coffee
  • I did not drink the coffee
  • I sent a joking text that super pissed my kid off.
  • Was not my intent.
  • Made a fire Sunday night
  • Set my phone top of the fireplace insert
  • Found it an hour later COOKED my iPhone! WAY to hot to even touch
  • Said very dirty words. Dirty.
  • Worked on tax receipts because THAT is coming up soon
  • Said some more dirty words about my own stupidity with the cell phone cooking.
  • New laptop won’t fit in my messenger bag – by a LOT.
  • Not buying a new bag!
  • Went to bed and read until I fell asleep and cracked myself in the face with above mention Grant biography.

The weekend was not total shit though:

  • I sign up for a blacksmithing workshop for making ram and dragon heads
  • There was lots of snuggling with my wife and the puppies
  • Got some of my Christmas shopping done
  • The hot tub is clean and ready to use
  • We are geared up for cold weather with plenty of firewood.

Making Jokes in French

So, when my wife and I lived in France we had a decent little bakery in our village where we went to get baguettes, croissants, and pastries every other day or so (bread not the pastries).  The shop had some really delicious bits and bobs that one of us would bring home to the delight of the other.  One of these little baked delicacies was a pastry called a cannelé, which was/is a specialty of the Bordeaux region and is made with rum and vanilla and has the most perfect spongy center, covered by a chewy caramelized crust.  They are round, about 1.5 inches tall, have ridges all the way around, are a caramel brown, and a small cavity in the middle.  Most importantly , they are decadently delicious and were our go to weekend desert.

We served some at a party we held at home and one of our French friends was joking around and  started calling the cannelé “gateaux du anus” because of the uncanny similarity to the brown starfish. Everyone at the party laughed and laughed about it and it became an inside joke among friends.  So much so that the phrase stuck in my head and almost completely obliterated the actual French word.

Fast forward a couple months and I was at my local bakery and accidentally blurted out my order for “Gateaux du Anus.”  The lady behind the counter looked like she ate a toad for 2-3 seconds before erupting in laughter. Six months later I went in for my daily baguette and the same lady (imagine your grandmother if she were a tiny, birdlike creature, with a $300 hair style and a sly grin) pulled me aside and admitted that she can’t ever think of them as cannelé again and giggles every time a customer orders them.  She winked at me and smiled every time I came in her boulangerie for the next year and a half.

Doing a little recording

I am working on a recording a few songs and clips – mostly for background music on my own YouTube vids. It is going OK as I feel that I am set up pretty well – I have Apple Logic Pro X and Garage Band, a focite audio interface, 3 mics, a couple of amps, and 7-8 instruments that I can sort of get by on.  I have no delusions of even adequacy as a musician, but recording the songs has made me take a few momentary flight of fantasy: What if I were a recording artist…….

 

Artist name:  Snugnutz, which is double entendre that references my life as a working enginerd AND is mildly, yet socially acceptable, provocative.  It will always be displayed in a proper Tag Font.

 

Genre: I will call it thrash hillbilly trance EDM nerdcore. With a focus on clog dancing goths in any and all supporting music video projects. 

 

Album titles:

  1. Yes, there IS rum in my coffee cup
  2. Don’t Tell my Wife about the New Motorcycle
  3. Just Nerdy Enough
  4. You can do anything you want on your last muther fuckin’ day! 

 Possible song titles:

Torqued

Bottomed out

Mitutoyo

Pipe Threadin’

Huffin’ Sawdust

Reamed

Splinters Suck

Tailings

Higher than Elon 

No Capes!

Simple Math

Comic Books and Hand Lotion

Strap Wrench

Not Safety Glasses

Tap Magic

Donut Fridays

Medium Shop Pimpn’

Lathe Loving

My Mom Says I Am Smart

Locktight

Moonshine Bubbles

Tail Stock

6061 HRc60

Thread Cutter

DRO

OG Anvil Rebound

Gots Both My Thumbs

Friction Weld

Jeeps and Mudholes

Tight Collet

Arcade SME

Dust Co-lector

 

Things My Wife Has Said – Volume IV

My sweet, bubbly, kind, giving, gentle, well-adjusted, funny, smart, awesome wife has the best one-liners.  I have taken to writing them down and saving them like little jewels.   This is the fourth, though not the last, installment of Things My Wife Has Said:

  1. I was trying to be funny and I told my wife that I am sort of like an Uber driver: my beard gives rides for cash. She laughed so hard that wine came out of her nose. When recovered, she gave me $1 and said that she “expected change when her ride was done…”
  2. “Boys who buy their wives sewing machines get favors…”
  3. “Truffle (our female French Bulldog) is a Goddamn snuggle tyrant!”
  4. “Man buns are just comb-overs for hipsters.”
  5. I came home from work and went downstairs to check on how Stamps-With-Foot was doing on the bathroom paint progress. I found her naked, covered in purple paint, and listening to Tupac. When questioned about the state of things she said: “I didn’t want to get paint on my jammies, so I painted naked.”
  6. While out to dinner before seeing a a movie, my wife said: “You might be the Anti-Christ: Since I met you I eat pork, have condoned killing trees for a better view, and was singing along happily to Katy Perry this morning.”
  7. “There should be an escort service for puppies and baby piggies. You could snuggle and love them for an hour and the give them back.”
  8. “I don’t really like any Fructose Corn Syrup, but I really hate it when is high.”
  9. “What is wrong with you?! You bought $60 worth of Girl Scout Cookies into our house, left town, and I am on my period. What the fuck were you thinking?!?!
  10. While standing in the kitchen, very early and wearing a bathrobe: “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
  11. “Budgeting is sexy.”
  12. “Do my boobs look too big in this shirt?” It was a trap.
  13. She went to the wax place on a Saturday and came in the house that afternoon with Vampirella arches above her eyes and asked: “What do you think of my eyebrows?” It was also a trap.
  14. I went snowboarding for the 1st time since hip reconstruction and I was forbidden by my wife to drop into the terrain park. When I got home I was questioned thoroughly. I was honest and said that there were no drops or rails or big air, but admitted taking small jump (more of a hop really) along one of the runs. I got “the look” and she made pre-tirade grumpy noises. I said quickly and defensively: “But I didn’t go into the terrain park!” My sugar sweet, tiny, gentle, accepting, loving, kind wife then said: “Huh?!, that is sort of like you saying ‘but I just got a blowjob from that hooker, I didn’t put it in her butt.'” Seriously, she said that. I was caught unaware, had no response, and couldn’t utter a sound in my defense, mostly due to the shock that those specific words had come out of her mouth at all and in that particular order….. She then hid one of my boarding boots for a couple of weeks.

Update on the Bee Hive in our yard

These are the weirdest bees…

The hive is in full south facing sun all day and protected from wind. They took 6 weeks to draw out the 2-3 new frames in a 10-frame super even with me feeding syrup and when I put the second super on in July not a single frame has been drawn out, even with two lower frames put up top. The frames have plastic foundation, so maybe they hate it. No burr comb either. Weird.They are super protective – not African-ized, but pretty damn mean.  I wrote the keeper that I got the nuc from and he sent me a note in return saying that this is “normal behavior” for his survivor bees.  It is not a lack of resources or the queen: she is a brood making machine with very few drone cells. They are just kind of mean.

After three months I should have 20 frames covered with drawn comb, pollen, brood, honey, the works.  I didn’t think I would pull any honey from them this year and planned to get them strong for a spring split in 2019. The no honey thing was a correct estimation, but not just for me, there is very little honey or pollen in the hive – maybe a frame and a half a frame of capped honey the rest is currently uncapped and capped brood.   Instead of 20+ drawn frames, I have 9.5. It is like they did not have enough pollen or nectar, which is no where near the case:  They were all over the blackberries, our 40’ of lavender, flower garden, and 70+ sunflowers,  so I know they had plenty of the flow this year.  I am going to have to feed them with fondant over winter and am condensing the hive into a single super for winter.
The source of the original nuc doesn’t treat at all, so I am finding that they have a pretty high mite count with some wing deformation (DWV?).  No AFB or chalk brood though. No robbing or ant issues.  The aggression and the possible DWV may be linked and may be the issue with comb drawing and honey production.
There is a hive of Italians right next to the new bees that was an early spring package. Same type of frames and two westerns of honey were taken off them, though am not happy with mite count and will definitely treat them as well over winter.  I blame the new bees for the high mite count this year.
I think that I will see how the new hive does come spring with the Apivar, beetle treatment, and all-winter feeding.  If they haven’t calmed down or if they show any sign of weakness, that hive will be getting a new certified Russian queen.
Any bee keepers out there have any thoughts or comments?

Fitting and refinishing a walking cane – the video

As a follow-up to the knee surgery recovery and how it is all going:

After 36 years or so, I finally fit, cut, and refinished my grandfather’s oak walking cane to my dimensions and need. I have used it every time I broke an ankle/leg or had hip/ankle/knee surgery – there have been a lot of all of those due to a misspent, but exciting, youth. It was never sized right for me though and I just made due, not wanting to cut his cane. The latest knee surgery/rebuild will require me to use a cane for an extended period of time (~4 months), so I finally decided to just get it done.

This fitting is not a shot in the dark or a “..I watched a video once…” sort of a thing. I have literally fit a 100+ canes for other people – I was a PT technician at one point during college – but for some reason never got around to taking care of my own. The fact that is was my grandfather’s makes it extra special for me.

Birthday List – 2018

My birthday is almost here. The big 45.  If I am super lucky and healthy, this is the MAXIMUM point in life that I can be before I am Middle Aged.  Seriously, if I live to be 90, I am just a few days from being 1/2 way there.

Like most years, I will be taking the day off from work, the next day as well and enjoying doing stuff that makes me happy! A haircut, brunch, an afternoon movie, steak dinner with my wife, cookies, etc… Below is a short birthday wish list in no specific order.

The #1 want for my 45th year on this green and blue rock: For the Adults in the room to take the reins of the American Political System

Things that would also be nice:
Heifer International: Bees (I really like to give the gift of bees) Goats, Chickens, Llama, or the whole Ark…
A little cash to Doctors Without Borders/MSF
Go give blood and send me a post card
Filson Overalls
A bottle of good American Whiskey
An Amazon Gift Card
Book: Campaign Furniture by Chris Schwartz
New Propane Forge
Rounding hammer
1000 followers on YouTube
A gift card to Hardwick’s Hardware in Seattle
Genetic genealogy testing from 23&Me
Starbucks Gift Card
A card from each of my kids
New brown DocMartin Wingtipe – UK 8.5:  these or these or these
The 1-day or 2-day Rally School Course at Dirt Fish
Mavic 2 Zoom Drone
Amber 2ga. Plugs (bonus points if they have insect inclusions!!)
Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey
A nice bottle of Porto

Knee Surgery

I swear to God, I am falling apart!  Being over 40 is NOT for Pussies.  I tweaked my knee on the last day of snowboard season this year – a season where I took it REALLY easy because of my hip reconstruction surgery last year.  Well, the knee kept bugging me and I finally went in early this summer to the same orthopedic surgeon who did my hip for a check out.  After a few x-rays and an MRI, it looked like I had a small meniscus tear that he could fix in a few minutes and 2 arthroscopic poke holes.  I waited until after The Ruminator’s summer visit last month and went in for a quick “procedure.”  That is where reality deviated from my plan…  After getting into my knee, the doctor found a second tear: 90+% full thickness and a ligament issue.  Two hours later I am out of surgery with a full meniscus repair, lots of stitches, a knee brace for like 6+ weeks, two weeks of bed rest, and months of physical therapy in my future.

Stamps With Foot is not happy.  I have been banned from snowboarding, skateboarding, parachuting, jumping on or off anything at all, no powered paragliding, or “any other stupid boy shit you decide to do” unless I have express Doctor’s permission and clearance.

I HATE the post-op pain killers.  They make me loopy and make it so I cannot poop.  You don’t know how important that is until you cant do it for like 5 days.  Seriously!  Have decided to take it easy, follow my recovery plan exactly, and I may heed my wife in all of her wishes this time as I am tired of bed rest and hydrocodone and could do with out either for a few more decades!


Video Update:

Proud Father

My son sent me this text message about something he heard during a sermon at his church:

“As illegal aliens, these children are criminals and deserve to be punished!” – my preacher, a white man… the descendent of immigrants… lmao…  OK…

He threw a fit and argued – loudly.  I could not have been more proud of him!

I think we Christians sometimes forget that when Jesus said “love thy neighbor,” He meant:

thy LGBTQ neighbor
thy old neighbor
thy black neighbor
thy asian neighbor
thy addicted neighbor
thy homeless neighbor
thy rich neighbor
thy poor neighbor
thy jewish neighbor
thy weird neighbor
thy muslim neighbor
thy atheist neighbor
thy white neighbor
thy immigrant neighbor
thy sinful neighbor

Jesus taught love, inclusion, and acceptance. We should never forget or ignore that.

Film Friday – BEES!!

My wife bought me a package bee hive box kit for Christmas last year, which reinforces the fact that I have a wife that is kind and considerate and pretty damn adorable.

Anywho, I thought that installing a new hive would be a terrific opportunity to document all the steps to install bees into a new hive box.  I went with a nuc hive instead of packaged bees and a new queen. That is for a later video. The whole process of bringing a new hive into the apiary also allowed me to show all the steps in prepping the pre-built hive boxes/parts and I was able to build and showcase a couple of steel hive stands that I have been thinking about and designing in my head for years.  I will also make a video on the design and build of the hive boxes and parts, but that will have to wait until this winter.

I love bees and I love being a beekeeper. The honey isn’t bad either…

House Painting – Attic Installment

I documented the process to paint the attic conversion that we have spent a couple of months working on. I am using a Graco airless spray rig that I bought a few years ago at a big box store. It has paid for itself MANY times over. This is part 1 of a 2 part video series. In this one, I sprayed the drywall primer and the trim paint. For paint I only use Benjamin Moore. It is my favorite to use and it wears amazing – not cheap though. Wear your mask and keep your lungs healthy!

Tariffs and the Destruction of American Made and Loss of World Markets for American Goods

I swear to God, Every morning, I wake up in a different descending level of Bazaaro World…  Somehow we are on the cusp of a trade war with our allies, our neighbors, and all of Asia.   Harley Davidson looking to produce outside the US?!? Mid-Continent Nail moving to Mexico? 4th & 5th generation Soybean farmers facing bankruptcy? Carrier closing? Tell me more about how awesome the current US Administration is…  Seriously, grab a farmer, a mill worker, or a coal miner and tell me again that you think that we  as a country are in a better place financially or socially than during the previous administration.  I am not an isolationist.  I believe in a global economy and I believe with my whole heart that American made products SHOULD be part of that world economy.

I have said it before and will repeat until I am blue in the face – will the adults in the room please stand up and take the crayons away before things are permanently screwed up?!?

In the interest of full disclosure:  Do I own a Japanese car?  Yes.  I also own a Jeep built in the Toledo, Ohio plant in the closing months of 1986.  My Jeep Trailer was made by union workers in Oregon, and both of my current bicycles were welded/braised in the US from American Steel.  My next vehicle will probably be either a Ford or another Jeep.  Do I own Chinese tools?  Yep, global economy…  I also own a wealth of Snap-On, S&K, Lie-Nelson,  and old American Iron Craftsman.  I also wear much Filson, Carhartt, Danner Boots, and Allen Edmond’s shoes as well.

Tools and products that are still American made

 

Catching up and writing more

I have not been writing as much in the last few months as I should.  I have lots of excuses:

  1. House Remodel
  2. Hectic Work Schedule
  3. Jeep Rebuild
  4. A focus on film making and growing my YouTube presence
  5. Lawn and Garden care – seriously, this takes up a lot of my time.
  6. Too much TV and interwebs…
  7. Blah, Blah, Blah…

When you get to the base of it all though, the answer is that I have made time for all the other things that keep me sane/make me crazy except for writing.  I am renewing my focus and will be posting more words to go along with all of the pictures and video.

Let’s start with an update of current stuff:

The Attic

We are so close to being done with the attic conversion.  I have to put a couple of coats on the closet door and one on the stair railing and paint the 4 walls with a couple coats of the almond eggshell that my wife picked out.  The new hardwood flooring is being delivered today and it will be installed on Friday.  I will spend the weekend installing the stair treads and kickers/risers.  The receptacles, switches and lights are the last serious items that will go in before I touch-up a little paint here & there and I will be done and can focus on the basement.

Basement

We are 75% there.  All tiled laid, grout done and a functioning toilet!!  I need to finish the trim install, hang two doors and then paint EVERYTHING!  I am having a custom shower rod TIG welded together and will be building the double sink vanity.  I have to tack together & paint the medicine cabinet door and mirror frames as well.  After all is in, we will have a plumber come out for the sink install and shower hook up.  I don’t plumb.  I am afraid of flooding my house with water or sewage.  I leave that job to the professionals.

Main Level Bath

The tube tile surround is being replaced in two weeks with 6” subway and small hex tile.  The new bathroom mirror will be going in this week, and I have to have the exhaust fan switch rewired.

Jeep

I had a solid weekend working on the Jeep.  The taillights are installed, the winch is re-wired, mirrors installed, windshield back on with new gasket and PLENTY on extra silicone.  The upper KC spotlights are re-installed, and an issue with the front speakers if fixed.  I still need to paint and install the spare tire rack, as well as the CB, megaphone speaker, 2nd battery, air compressor, lower KC spot lights, passenger headlight, rub rails, whip antenna, headlight trim rings, and polish the rear tube bumper.

The current plan is to leave the top COMPLETELY off until fall when I re-install the soft top.  I need to finish the Hi-Lift Jack rebuild project, have the speedometer serviced, and replace my tube pads as well before the cold winter wind blows.

Garage

The shop of me dreams is packed full of everyone else’s crap right now.  It is all leaving by the last weekend in July if I have to put it all out on the road.  I need to finish wiring in my 40K lumens of LED lighting, a 50AMP plug, a couple of 220/30amp plugs and have an electrician connect all into my service panel.

House Exterior

  1. Downspout in back needs attention
  2. A section of soffit need looking at and possibly repaired
  3. I need to weld together the Juliet Balcony outside the dining room
  4. Weld railing for rear steps
  5. The new front windows need a little trim and paint
  6. Dining room window needs trim and paint
  7. The rear steps need to be painted
  8. The chimney needs to be repointed before fall/winter
  9. Basement railing needs to be installed
  10. Both front railings need to be sanded and repainted.
  11. External security alarm siren need to be installed
  12. A tiny bit of concrete need to be pouted
  13. Two security cameras need to be swapped out for the lower profile ones

The yard

Man, the front yard is good, a little weeding and bush trimming maybe.  The back yard though…  It is still a disaster, or at least ½ a disaster.  I want to fill 3-4 gabion baskets with all the rocks left over from a previous owner’s attempt at pond-scaping and make benches around out fire pit.  We will be adding a steel arbor from the garage to the patio this fall that I am welding up on-site.  The patio table and chairs will get a proper sanding and oiling this weekend and we need/want an umbrella of it this year.  I want to add a tool shed and additional firewood racks to the side yard.   And finally, the small yard next to the garage is my makeshift apiary and I would like to make that both permanent and presentable with some additional hives, gravel and flower plants in narrow garden boxes.

Health

Stamps-With-Foot, my mom, and the kids are good.  I am feeling all of my 40+ years lately though.  My hip is still painful a full year after reconstruction.  I may have torn the meniscus in my left knee, AND I have Fucking Tennis elbow from chopping firewood!!  Not being able to run and bike, coupled with my love of cookies, has left me with a classic “Dad-bod” and even my fat pants are tight right now.  Eating better now.  Trying to get between 7 and 10K steps in a day, having the knee looked at, and working on the elbow.  We are going to Hawaii in February and I need at least a 2-pac as there will be MANY shirtless days in and under the water, for my arm to feel better, and my knee and hip to be like 70%.

Other

Work is work, but I have really traveled at all this year and that is awesome!  Still wish I was building cabinets for a living, covered in man-glitter, smiling but that will have to wait.  I will be traveling to Arkansas this fall to see my daughter and her family.  My son will be here in Seattle for a couple of weeks this summer.  I hope to tour a couple of colleges with him.  My wife and I have a couple of road trips planned and I want to get out on my bike, kayak, and skate board a little (don’t tell my wife or knee Dr. about the board…) I have started recording for a monthly Podcast.  A friend conned me into it after a few years of asking.  I am going to just sit and tell stories without naming names or implicating myself in any illegal activities that are not past the statute of limitations.  As a reward for losing weight I will go ahead and finish out both of my tattooed arm sleeves and my wife and I are planning matching bee tattoos for our anniversary.  I still have not bought a boat or a motorcycle, so she will keep me for a while longer

Film Friday – Double Feature: Attic and Bath Remodel Status

I spent two FULL days, with a little help from my wife, instaling the baseboard, door, skylight, stair, and window trim in the new attic space. This video includes a few tips and tricks along the way. As this will be my wife’s studio space, she put in some sweat equity filling nail holes, doing a little sanding, and she chose the paint scheme. I will be painting next and will document that whole process as well.

This is Part 1 of our basement bathroom build/finish. We decided to add a basement bathroom when we replumbed the house a couple of years ago. 6 months of chaos insued and we took a two year break before diving back into the bathroom build. This time has been SO much better. We went with white subway tile for the walls, black and while hex tiles for the floor, and charcoal grout. The next step is trim, paint and fixture install.

Film Friday – Attic Remodel: Week 7

This is the last of the weekly updates for the Attic Remodel Project. The heavy work and drywall is complete and I will start trimming and painting the space this week (nights and weekends as I have a real J-O-B) so that my wife will have a studio that is full of light and opportunity. The next and final installment of the attic build will show all the paint and trim steps, some tips & tricks, and will be a few weeks away.

Hiring a contractor the right way

I have remodeled 3 homes while living in them and am the son, grandson, brother-in-law, and step-son of contractors.  I once had my own general carpentry company and served as a subcontractor for a few small to medium sized home-builders.  I have had some great experiences working both professionally and personally with contractors and subs and I have had & seen all the possible home renovation horrors.  The advice written below comes from the experience noted above.

Once you have decided on the work to be done and your ability to pay for said work, get written itemized estimates from several firms. Don’t automatically choose the lowest bidder or throw out the highest.  Carefully consider how and why they are the lowest or highest bidders.  Does the lowest have lower overhead cost or are they missing something important to the job?  Does the high bidder know something that the others don’t or does he have a bright shiny new truck to pay for?  Never, never, EVER do business with friends, family, or neighbors.  Seriously.  The “deal” you are getting WILL NOT be worth the hard feelings at the end.  Ignore at you own peril….

Some Questions to ask while you are gathering bids:

  • How many projects like mine have you completed in the last year?
    1. Ask for a list so you can see how familiar the contractor is with your type of project.
  • Will my project require a permit?
    1. If so, will you be taking care of the Permitting process?
    2. If no, why not?
  • Does the contractor have any BBB, State Licensing Board, or labor relations board findings?
    • Call and check.
    • Use the online tools and forums. Even if there is only one negative review. Read it.
  • Will you be arranging both permits and inspections?
    • A good contractor will get all the necessary permits before starting work on your project.
    • Ask for copies of the permits and keep them handy/post on the job site.
  • May I have a list of references?
    • Any contractor should be able to give you names, addresses, and phone numbers of at least three clients with projects like yours.
    • CALL THEM ALL!
    • Ask each reference:
      • How long ago the project was and whether it was completed on time?
      • Were there any unexpected costs?
      • Did workers show up on time and clean up after finishing the job?
      • Is there anything that you would do different?
    • Tell the contractor that you will be visiting the job-site, and will that be an issue?
      • The answer should be: “No, you are welcome any time.”
    • What types of insurance does the contractor carry?
      • Answers should be:
        • Personal liability
        • Worker’s compensation
        • Property damage coverage
      • Ask for copies of insurance certificates, and make sure they’re current, or you could be held liable for any injuries and damages that occur during the project.
        • Make sure there is an indemnity clause in your contract to relieves you of any liability in the case of injury or damage cause by or to a contractor’s employee or sub-contractor.
      • Will you be using subcontractors on this project?
        • If so, make sure to state in the contract that the subcontractors have to have current insurance coverage and licenses, if required.
        • Will you be paying the subcontractor directly or will they be billing separately?
        • Is there a fee added for their service fee by the contractor?

Payment Terms:

  1. Don’t pay cash, don’t pay cash… If a contractor will give you a “better deal” for paying cash, then walk away and go with another contractor.
  2. If they are willing to not declare income on their taxes, then they are willing to take other shortcuts on your job.
  3. Limit your down payment to 10-20% of the job cost. Some contractors will want the cost of materials and the 1st week’s labor upfront and that is fine as well.
  4. Make payments during the project contingent upon completion of defined amounts of work and not on calendar days.
  5. Example: ½ of project due when roof doors, windows installed and inspection passed. Final Payment due 7 days after final inspection pass and “punch list” items agreed to.
  6. This way, if the work isn’t going according to schedule, the payments to your contractor also are delayed.

Get a Written Contract:

It should be clear and concise and include the who, what, where, when, and cost of your project with very limited legal language flourish. Before you sign a contract, make sure it includes:

  • The contractor’s business name, given address, phone, and state license number
  • The payment schedule for the contractor, subcontractors, and suppliers
  • The contractor’s obligation to get all necessary permits
  • An estimated start and completion date
    • Possible monetary penalty for (none weather related) missed dates: $50 off the total amount owed for missed milestone date due to say inspection failure and $50 for each day until Passed Inspection
  • The payment schedule for the contractor, subcontractors, and suppliers
  • A fully defined Scope of Work (SOW), which detail all work to be performed at a Time & Material rate or as a total bid cost.
    • If work to be performed is on a Time & Material basis, then a weekly summation of all costs (labor, material, permits, etc.) and debits (payments or credits) shall be provided to the customer.
  • A “Not to Exceed” amount or percentage for the job, say 5-10% of total unless due to noted and signed change orders previously outlining the expense.
  • How change orders are handled.
    • A change order is a written authorization to the contractor to make a change or an addition to the work described in the original contract. It could affect the project’s cost and schedule and that needs to be outlined in the written change order.
  • A detailed list of all materials including each product’s color, model, size, and brand. If some materials will be chosen later, the contract should say who’s responsible for choosing each item and how much money is budgeted for it (this is also known as the “allowance”).
  • Information about warranties covering materials and workmanship, with names and addresses of who is honoring them — the contractor, distributor, or manufacturer. The length of the warranty period and any limitations also should be spelled out.
  • The inclusion of a lien release or lien waiver. See below.
  • Notification time if Sewer, Water, Gas, Electrical services will be interrupted, normally 24 hours, and how long they will be off.
  • Damage to Property: Negligent damage to property by contractor or subcontractors
    • “Shall be repaired to previous condition at contractor’s expense.”
  • What the contractor will and won’t do. For example, is site clean-up and trash hauling included in the price? Ask for a “broom clause” that makes the contractor responsible for all clean-up work, including spills and stains.
    • You will want a broom clause.  Trust me.
  • Do not sign an Arbitration clause. This is for the sole benefit of limiting the contractor’s cost if things go wrong and if you report the contractor to a state labor board or a BBB in your state, this can be seen as a violation of this clause and the contract as a whole.
  • Make sure there is a General Survival Clause:
    • In the event any clause or provision of this contract shall be held to be invalid, then the remaining clauses and provisions shall never the less be and remain in full force and effect.
  • A written statement of your right to cancel the contract within three business days if you signed it in your home or at a location other than the Contractor’s permanent place of business.

After You Hire a Contractor:

Keep Records!

Keep all paperwork related to your project in one place. If it didn’t happen on paper, then it didn’t happen.  This includes:

  • Speak directly to your contractor or your assign representative. Not the plumber, framer, or roofer.
  • Copies of the signed contract
  • Change orders
  • Copies of all permits
  • Follow up any in person conversations or phone calls with an e-mail detailing any agreed to points.
  • Any correspondence with your contractor.
    • Print out and keep e-mails for ready reference
  • Keep all receipts of any material that you have purchased
    • A record of all your purchases may be need receipts for tax purposes.
  • Keep a log or journal of all phone calls, conversations, and activities. You also might want to take photographs as the job progresses. These records are especially important if you have problems with your project — during or after construction. And serves as a record for future construction or remodeling.

Once the job is “Done”:

Don’t make the final payment or sign an affidavit of final release until you’re satisfied

Besides being satisfied with the work, you also need to know that subcontractors and suppliers have been paid. Laws in your state might allow them to file a mechanic’s lien against your home to satisfy their unpaid bills to the contractor that used them on your job.  Protect yourself by asking the contractor to secure a lien release or lien waiver from every subcontractor and supplier before final payment is made.

Know when you can withhold payment

If you have a problem with merchandise or services charged to a credit card, and you’ve made a good faith effort to work out the problem with the seller, you have the right to contact your credit card company and withhold payment from the card issuer for the merchandise or services. You can withhold payment up to the amount of credit outstanding for the purchase, plus any finance or related charges.

Before you sign off and make the final payment, check that:

  • All work meets the standards spelled out in the contract
  • You have written warranties for materials and workmanship
  • You have proof that all subcontractors and suppliers have been paid
  • The job site has been cleaned up and cleared of excess materials, tools, and equipment
  • You have inspected and approved the completed work
    • Use a Sign-Off Checklist/”Punch List”

Jeep Re-Build Update Video

I got the Jeep back from paint months ago and it has been sitting on the lift in the garage – letting the paint cure as we have had work done at the house (Attic and Basement). I am not 100% happy with the paint, but that is another video. I have been collecting small cardboard boxes full of goodies since last October for the after-paint re-fit. That installation process has begun with the mounting of lights, fender flares, a new bumper, etc… I am giddy with anticipation to get it out in the Seattle summer sun.

This weekend was full. I really need to stop working on my days off.

Welding Cart experienced a failed wheel/axle combo
I said dirty words and decided to replace rather then rebuild
Also decided to upgrade – just a little.
Sourced new cart and used a 20% off Coupon
Assembled new Harbor Freight/General Tools MIG welding cart
Recorded a video of whole experiebce for YouTube channel
Wired in a couple plugs and lights in the attic.
Worked on linocut of our dog Brodie and of a mountain scene print for two letterpress projects.
Wove a 9”+ pine needle coiled basket – because I can.
Made like 6 Instagram posts
Played Ukulele for a bit.
Recorded a couple of riffs and a drum track
Started building a podcast tool for website – slow going
Made a run to the city dump with a trailer load of building material/construction waste.
Mowed and edged yard.
Worked on the washing machine
called it names until it worked
Spent an hour looking for new Jeep parts that disappeared in the garage.
Said more dirty words – there is a theme here…
Found the parts
Installed front blinkers and driver’s side head light.
Completely failed at installing LED tail lights.
Threw a little fit.
Asked questions and then ranted on the Internet forums.
Packet the LEDs back up, returned them, and ordered replacements with regular bulbs.
Sat in yard and drank some Rose’
slept late (8:30) on Sunday morning
Cleaned backyard a little
Took Mom to lunch
Celebrated Mother’s Day
Took mom to nursery for flowers and yarn shop for some skeins of alpaca wool.
Installed new fender flairs on the Jeep.
Installed new Jeep bumper and re-installed winch
HUGE pain and took forever
Two band-Aids with consumed.
Wore good cloths while wrenching.
Wife caught me with grease on shorts
She made wet-cat noise and I got in trouble…
Organized and hauled out all of the recycling from house and garage.
Drank wine in the front yard.
Drank some more wine.
Binged watched season 2 of Westworld to catch up.

Attic Remodel: Week 6

This week, we went from bare studs to insulation to wiring to drywall with a dash of new windows thrown in for good measure. The HVAC split unit head vacuum & power lines were installed and we had a serious accident in the attic that occurred during that process.

Man-Crushes and Day Drinking

Two of my best-est buddies, Doktor_DNR and The Incredible Bulk, were in town for 4 days just to hang out. It.Was.Awesome!! I took the time off work and there was lots of day-drinking, video games played, movies watched, museums visited, about 30 Sapphire Gin&Tonics consumed… We went Go-Kart Racing, toured the track on Vintage Race day. ogled over airplanes, drank some more, ate lots of good food, there was some nudity when one of them leaped from an arctic cold shower, and we made fun of each other at every single opportunity. It was a fine stay-cation for me that I sorely needed with my friends.